can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
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Emma Roberts can try as hard as she wants but we all still remember this
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
when someone sneezes beside you and doesn’t cover their mouth doesn’t cover their mouth, then you feel it touch your skin.
WHEN YOU THE SIDE NIGGA AND YOU HEAR THE FRONT DOOR OPEN BUT ITS TOO LATE TO ESCAPE
you gotta go from 0-100 real quick from thug to big booty bottom in .002 seconds
"oh shit he home, fuck…
halloween should be 1 week long
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."